This is Michael Dusty.
His traits are: Clumsy, Workaholic, Evil, Slob, Vegetarian.
Lifetime Wish: Emperor of Evil.
Likes: Dark Green, Pop music, Cobbler.
He's a Taurus.
This is his girlfriend, Gillian Dusty.
Her traits are: Ambitious, Bookworm, Can't stand art, Insane, No sense of Humor.
Lifetime Wish: World Renowed surgeon.
Likes: Tri-tip steak, Electro, Black.
She's a Virgo.
Michael gets a job in the Criminal career as a Decoy. Mhuahaha!
Gillian is in the medical career as a scare-baby... I mean, organ donor. I hope she doesn't donate her ovaries or the world would be doomed.
If someone is happy enough to strangle someone, that would be Michael.
And he's now trying to resist the urge to strangle the taxi-driver.
O look! a cute house!
Michael: That driver almost made me kill him. His face was just good for punching.
Gillian: Pffft *snort* Why didn't you do it?
Because then I would end up in prison and what kind of criminal would I be? Kissy?
And so, our un-cute first generation couple are spending some quality time together, plotting on passing their genes over.
Gillian preparing her first deenur: Salad.
Good job, girl. You made salad. Now you're good for marriage.
Salad is yummy.
Gillian: *snort* Look, how romantic! He buried her alive. Can we do this sometime?
*snort* Wanna marry me first?
OMG! YES!!! said Michael.
Hoooray! we are engaged!
How about getting married?
ZOMG. The world shouldn't know.
Snort* smooch!
ONOZ! Lullaby played. It surely means something.
We're doomed!
Next day, Gillian goes to work and makes THIS face. ^
Then she changes into THIS outfit.^ O.O
O look! I haz *snort* pretty ring!
Michael: Salad. Delicious. Nom nom.
Gillian: No. It's cake!!!
Ohai, mister Firefly. Nice wings you got thar.
What the hey! That darned Moon is even bigger than my finger. It lights the bed and I can't sleep at night!
Ooomph! Oooomph! I need to work out my chicken muscles.
Ononono... Gillian has a baby bump. And she's getting crazier.
Told ya.
She's got back with a tomato seed that she planted right away.
Omai. she's getting bigger. O_o
And she's eating double.
At least we can expect her tomato to grow quickly and give them moar food.
And now she's eating from the park.
Poor Michael. He's hungry. And all he's got left is... licking leftovers.
Another kissy. They can't resist each other.
He loves her so much...
So darn much...
That he wants to scare her, because he knows she won't get it though he's sneaking in front of her so she can see him perfectly well. But thanks to her complete lack of intuition, she still gets extremely scared and runs outside.
And the trauma made her go into labor. Obviously, Gillian hasn't the slightest idea of what's going on.
And she gets to the hospital, because... younno. She's got a stomach ache and needs a pill.
Michael is worried for her and follows.
Problem solved. The bugger came out eventually: Gillian gave birth to a baby girl named Marissa.
She rolled Couch potato and Friendly.
And so, everyone went home happy.
There was one problem though. They had no crib and no money for one.
Oh well. If the social worker comes for bad parenting, we'll take her back eventually, or else she will grow up to be a hobo.
Googy-googy-goo! How's my little monster? Tired? I bet!
Look! I haz garden! *snort* Moar food.
Oooh. Pretty butterfly. I'd so smash you if you weren't worth a lot.
That butterfly is too cute to kill. ^^ And is worth a lot.
Enough that we could buy Marissa a nice crib.
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I hope you enjoyed. O_~
Stay tooned for Chapter 2.
lolz xD cant wait to see what the terrifying imagery the baby will behold! lol :D
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